Thursday, June 25, 2009

"Spotted Without His Ring..."

In all of trash celebrity magazines I LOVE to read, there's always rumors of couples breaking up. First, they are seen in public arguing, then "sources" close to the couple say there's trouble, then they are seen on the red carpet without their significant other, but what usually confirms if the split really is going to happen is the very important picture of their hands. Are they or aren't they wearing their wedding rings? If they are, you can assume their marriage or engagement is happy and good and if they aren't, usually within the next few days they formally announce their split and proceed to file for divorce if they are already married. Funny how there is a process for this sad that I know it by heart.

Well, it's a GOOD thing Adam and I do not live lives in the media because today the divorce rumors would be flying like mad. No, we didn't have a public fight and we are spotted in public together all the time, BUT take a picture of us and zoom in on Adam's left hand and there is something going on that would totally confirm that our marriage was done in Hollywood standards-he is not sporting a wedding ring.

The truth of the matter is that our marriage is happy and we are still going strong, but Adam's wedding band is a thing of the past. Last night, Adam went surfing until dark, his ring fell off in the ocean, and he never found it. He felt bad, but my thoughts are better his ring than mine, and he totally agreed :) He just better make it clear to the loads of women that will now hit on him daily that he is off the market!

2 comments:

Katie said...

that's funny. matt isn't able to wear his at work, so he rarely puts it on. when we were at the beach last weekend, the waves were so strong, they sucked up two pairs of sun glasses and a green sand bucket that we NEVER found. it sucks things down and out very fast~ especially something as small as a ring!

The Ralph Family said...

Must be a Ralph thing! Jay JUST replaced his last week. $80. I suggest stainless steel!